The Stiffies, Pt. 2 Episode 02.08 The second week in The Stiffies series features the spirit of a friendly cat and the (drunk) girl next door. Spencer Mapes, [Anonymous] May 02, 2018 "At this time in my life, I was looking to sow some oats." "Everything okay? You look pretty different." "Her breath smelled like cigarettes and beer, kind of like when Forrest Gump was kissing that stripper." "I know I met the devil." "I put a mental turtleneck on myself." "I put on my Axe body spray and I went over to her apartment." "Pillows aren't supposed to do that, but whatever." "She proceeded to mount me." "Well, shit. I guess we'll just see how this goes." "We were texting back and forth and I decided to get a little flirty."