The Stiffies, Pt. 3 Episode 02.09 The third and final week of The Stiffies features a dead (and stiff) horse along with a man and his quest to equip himself with a Magnum condom. Jesse Waits, Aaron Tyree May 09, 2018 "How long did they think he was alive before they realized he was dead?" "If my penis was David Byrne, then the magnum was the oversized suit that he wore in Stop Making Sense." "I lacked the skills or douche-baggery to be that kind of a person." "I learned that way that negative six hundred is legal tender." "It still had the hat on when we put it in the hole." "I was pretty much a jumble of crises tied together with a penchant for cheap beer, cigarettes, and scrambled cable pornography." "The drool. It was terrible." "There would be no fun time without the safe, snug security of a condom."