I was pretty much a jumble of crises tied together with a penchant for cheap beer, cigarettes, and scrambled cable pornography.
Episode 02.09: The Stiffies, Pt. 3
May 9, 2018
You can stay up and masturbate to Lily Munster all you want.
There would be no fun time without the safe, snug security of a condom.
Her breath smelled like cigarettes and beer, kind of like when Forrest Gump was kissing that stripper.