A squirrel story is that story you love to tell at parties.
It’s embarrassing. It’s goofy. It’s strange.
I would be scared of Tonya, too, if I were a ghost.
My dad was a persistent guy. He wanted to get it in.
Oh, and our cat was dead at this point.
She's a lunatic, but of the best kind.
She's not crazy for seeing this. She's crazy for ten thousand other reasons.
Well, I'm awake. I guess I'll just have mental conversations with my stuffed animals.
You're kind of weird, but we're weird too, so we accept you.
Meaghan FitzGeraldView All Quotes
What's your Squirrel Story?
Everyone has that one embarrassing, goofy, or totally strange story they love to share at parties.Share Your Story
Season 2 is set to be released on March 14, and there's a lot in store. Reliving high school, dead cats, awkward sexual encounters, a couple snakes, an encounter with the Russian mob, and oh so much more. It's all coming in the next 10 episodes.
And there are a few other changes, too! We now have a Patreon page and a new website featuring quotes, merchandise, and an opportunity for you to share your stories with the show.
Mar 07, 2018